" viriya's story "

one day, there was a little boy named viriya .. he was an odd little kid, he always used to eat the sand whenever his friends were building castles nd smashing them back down with tonka trucks .. but no .. viriya was not an ordinary boy .. he was RETARDED .. not only retarded, but TO THE MAX retarded, which is not a good thing .. but hey, it's viriya .. we all love him .. in some way .. LOL .. anyway .. little viriya had grown up with alot of retarded people, so obviously he learnt to speak the retarded language these people had spoken in social life, not that they had one or anything .. but that's not the point of this story .. yes we all know he;s the hero at the end .. but yeah .. i met viriya one fine sunny day at bonnyrigg .. LOL nd then i became obsessed, like a fat kid with a cake .. SO, i kept pranking the shit out of him, nd a few days later, he got me back with lipstick .. ON MY FUCKING nike jacket .. inconsiderate retarded people, GOSH .. anyway .. viriya was a healthy odd little trooper, he was always first to say YES .. ME ! when someone said, WHO WANTS TO GET A WEDGIE .. nd hey he shoots up like a bean sprout on lollies .. but yes, viriya had been happy with life, and there was this one day .. where viriya was hanging out his clothes in his backyard, nd found money in his dad's jacket .. he took it .. obviously .. just like what retarded people do .. but it wasnt just ANY money .. it was DAD'S money, so whoevr touched it, they would die in another week or so .. prior to finding out .. so then viriya ran away for a while, residing in the beautiful JAYCE'S HOUSE - where he found all his needs and requirements to sustain his retarded life .. THANK god she was his friend .. if it wasnt for her, viriya would have turned NORMAL, nd we need retarded people these days, to LAUGH at .. jayce was such a good friend to viriya .. nd he shud thank her, by giving her a sum amount of $10000000 nd the food she supplied BACK .. but yes. soon after., when his dad came running after him furiously, he gave the money back .. nd he was the hero .. because i said so .. nd the point of the story was that there was no point nd that viriya is deeply retarded .. VIRIYA ; you wanted a life story, i gave you one .. nd YES you will put me in your autobiography WONT YOU ?! =] .. BUT THATS ALL GOOD, cuz i love viriya, and he's the SHIT ! but i love danny more =] MUAHAHHAHAH ..

geeeeeeeez. =D

xo jayce *